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Basic Rules For Cats Who Have A House To Run
Doors Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and scratch with forepaws. Once the door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. Stand halfway in and out, and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain and snow. Guests Quickly determine which guests hate cats the most. Sit on their lap. If you can arrange to have fish on your breath, so much the better. For rubbing against trouser legs, select fabric colour which contrasts well with fur. For example: white-furred cats go to black wool clothing. Treat guests who claim "I love kitties" with disdain, apply claws to stockings or use a quick nip on the ankle. When walking among dishes on table, look surprised and hurt when scolded. Convey the idea, "But you allow me on the table when company isn't here". Work If one of your humans is sewing or writing and another is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are rules for hampering: When supervising cooking, sit just behind left heel of cook. You cannot be seen and therefore stand a better chance of being stepped on, picked up and consoled. For book readers, get in close under chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across book itself. Meals When fed, always act disappointed. Sniff at the food a little, then walk away. Never drink from your water dish. Drink from the shower recess instead. Play Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for running around and jumping on your human's bed between 2am and 4am. This is also a good time to practice meowing loudly. Begin training early. You will then have a smooth running household. Humans need to know the basic rules. They can be taught if you start early and are consistent.
Bear & Panda at work
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